Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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A black person walks out of KFC

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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You all have Aids

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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