- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

womens rights

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Luke Hardie is G@Y

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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