what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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Ju... Just why?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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