why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Amazing

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Democracy.

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

Anti Joke

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