- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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