Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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Imagine a scenario Add a Rhubarb Crumble into your scenario Add your mother and father sitting together watching the news in your scenario. Your scenario should take place in an old people's home Add an Olympic athlete doing the splits into your scenario If there were any crane-flies in your scenario, be sure to subtract them at once. Divide your scenario by two. Your scenario should now be a mental image of flying horses and a hippopotamus eating a large salmon mousse. There will be a pig tied to a pair of sunglasses.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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guess what chicken butt

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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