A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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What do you do if there's a rabid elephant chasing behind you, a vicious jaguar to your right, a rearing horse to your left, and a bloodthirsty lion in front of you? Innoculate yourself with a rabies vaccine, prod the jaguar on the nose with a stick (they hate that and will probably flee as a result), speak softly and calmly to the horse and encourage the lion to go for the elephant instead of you. You will probably still die as a combined result of mauling and trampling, and it's unlikely that you'll have two rabies vaccines to hand by chance for such situations, but your chances of survival will be minimally improved.

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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GONNA

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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My penis is big... not.

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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Mitt Romney

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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