- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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