Nock Nock It's open.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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all your base are belong to mark

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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copy me and i will kill you

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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GADZOOKS!

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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