Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

People...

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

I hate blackniggers

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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