- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

A man killed himself.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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