A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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hi bye

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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I am a women

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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test

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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Hitler

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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