- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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This is not a joke or is it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

roses are red, violets are violet.

what's funnier than hell? heaven

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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