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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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