Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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your life

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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