Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Vagina cream... end of story

How do you make a car? You build it.

The jets are a good team..

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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