- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What's funnier than 24? 25

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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