Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

Your social life.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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