- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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What comes after 69? 70

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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