- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

Ju... Just why?

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

what this: b a dead one of these: p

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

sure!

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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