- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

Agent 47.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

womens rights

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

Nock Nock It's open.

Get off my porch.

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

Cows are land manatees.

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