- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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