- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Justin Bieber's mother.

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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