Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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