Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

When is a door not a door? Never.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

You see how lame this is?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What's circular and round A circle

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

breasts

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

VAGINA.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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