How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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Tunechi

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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Anti Joke

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