Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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