- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

A man killed himself.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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