What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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