A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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