- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

How come anti jokes r funny

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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