Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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This is a joke

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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Anti Joke

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