Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

your social life.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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