Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

every knight i see an owl at window

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

women's rights

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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