- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

Because she has down's syndrome

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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