- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

A mans opinion.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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