- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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