- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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