- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Your face

Come on children, don't dawdle.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Mullets

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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