- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Can I ask you a question? You just did

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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