- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

Your wife died during the delivery.

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