- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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