Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

your life

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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