What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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