I wrote a funny joke.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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I walk into a bar...

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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