The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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