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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

dyslexics of the world untie!

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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