- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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