Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

What does two plus two equal? 4

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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