Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

bryden is a faggot

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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