- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

THE END.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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