Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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