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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

taking out the trash... at night

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

you lose.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong