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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

What is the meaning of life? 42

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