Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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everybody loves raymond

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Womens' sports

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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