what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

A man makes a sandwich.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

A baby seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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