Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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Your mother is average.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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