Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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Andy Carrol

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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Waffles ate my grandma

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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