casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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