how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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Mullets

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