- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

What do u call a banana? A banana......

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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