What did the president do for the people? ...

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Basically

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

The FCC

Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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