- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

A man makes a sandwich.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

A baby seal walks into a club.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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