Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

like most people my age. im 27

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Women have the right to vote.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

2 + 2 = 4

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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