- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? I like trains.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Where's my tractor?

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

I have aids

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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