- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What's big and long? My dick.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

roses are red violets should be purple

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

your mama's so fat... that's it

who else is on here?

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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