- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What's 9+ 10?! 19

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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